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Å samle TAGLINES, er en utdøende kunst-art, som oppstod i BBS miljøene, der alle leste og skrev meldinger lokalt. Alle med en anstendig 'mail-reader' hadde også samlet opp et godt utvalg av TAGS, som alltid ble plassert på slutten av meldingene som ble sendt ut.

Man kan trygt si at dette er vitser for de viderekommende, som brukte noen av sine beste år av ens liv på å overbevise seg selv og andre at man egentlig ikke trengte mus. Tastaturet var mer enn godt nok. Men som alle vet, vi tapte...

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Mine favoritt tags....

'640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill Gates, 1981
'Apple' (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
'God is dead'-Nietzche 'Nietzche is dead'-God
'Hex Dump'- Where Witches put used Curses?
'I drank WHAT!?' - Socrates
'None of the Above' for President.
'Push to test' ..<click>.. 'Release to detonate'
'The only victory over love is flight.' Napoleon
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing
(A)bort,(R)etry,(C)ontinue to try until it goes away?
- By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. -
... New Mail not found. Executing Blame Sysop Sequence..
... I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere
... Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um.
9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at!
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
And then Adam said, 'What's a headache?'
Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
Anything you say WILL BE misquoted and USED AGAINST YOU!
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Apple Notebook? Is that an Apple Pie?
Are you out of my mind?
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
Backup aborted: Please remove disk #92 and start over.
Backup Not Found: (A)bort (A)bort (A)bort?
Be careful! This taglines is infected by virus!!
Be sincere, even if you don't mean it
Beat me, whip me, make me read mail online...
Beta testers go where angels fear to tread.
Beware of Programmers carrying screwdrivers!
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
C Code,C Code Compile,C Code Fail,C Programmer Punch Wall
C: The speed of Assembler w/the flexibility of Assembler
Can I yell 'movie' in a crowded firehouse??
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
CONGRESS.SYS corrupt. Re-boot Washington.DC?
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
Conservative: One who admires old, dead liberals.
Daddy, what does 'FORMATTING DRIVE C:.....' mean ?
Death is just God's way of dropping Carrier Detect
Did Debra Winger way to Hollywood?
Dinner Not Ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
DIVORCE=system('echo y | erase \wife\*.*');
Do married women make the best wives?
Do not believe in miracles I rely on them.
Do unto others before they undo you.
Do you like me for my brain, or my baud?
Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol?
Don't ask for justice when what you really want is mercy
Don't merry...trallala....Be happy.....!! ???
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Don't vote - it only encourages them.
Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!!
DOS never says 'EXCELLENT command or filename'...
Drive A: Not Ready. Formatting C: while waiting...
Drive A: not responding... Formatting C: instead
Drive nail here [] for new monitor.
Drop your CARRIER. We've got you surrounded.
Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
Eeeeuw! You mean you actually TALK on the phone?
Eier du fler enn tre ting, eier tingene deg.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Error 999: Impossible error.
Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA
Error Reading FAT Table - Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
Error: File not found. Fake it (Y/N)?
Error: File not found. Improvise? Y/n?
ERROR: LPT1 not found .. Use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
Everyone not using deodorant raise your hand ... Yech!
Excuse me, can you spare an IRQ?
Experience: what you get when you expected something else
F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry]
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Forgive your enemies, but remember their NAME!
Genius is perseverence in disguise.
Gotta go: I haven't eaten breakfast yet ...
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Guts: putting the name 'SYSOP' in your twit filter.
Happiness is wanting what you have
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
He died to take away your sins, not your mind.
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
He who dies with the most toys is dead.
He who dies with the most toys... is still dead!
He's not the kind you have to wind-up on Sundays
Help the economy...buy something expensive
Hmmm... I wonder what this red button does....
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 6.0...
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
I find myself beside a stream of empty thought
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I need a drink... where is the SPACE BAR?
I never met a temptation I didn't like
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
I think I think, therefore I might be.
I think, therefore I am confused.
I told you a million times: DON'T EXAGGERATE!
I t±ld yo±, 'Never±touch ±he flop±y disk s±rface!'
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I'm immortal...so far. - Earle Robinson
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm very ernest!
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
Idiot proof? No,that presumes a finite number of idiots
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If words could speak, wonder what they'd say?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay);
In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream...
In the race for quality, there is no finish line.
In your CONFIG.SYS, you must specify BUGS=OFF
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
It is easier to be critical than to be correct.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
It takes courage to innovate, not imitate.
It's as easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950...
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Keyboard not found, think 'F1' to continue.
KEYBOARD:Instrument used to enter ERRORS into a Computer
Life is just a figment of my imagination.
Life would be easier if I had the source code ...
Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.
Macintosh - The computer with training wheels.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)ý]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
MilliHelen: Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
My home address is A3C8:78BD
My home addresse is General Protection Fault in krnl386.exe
My mind is made up--don't confuse me with facts.
My mind's made up -- don't confuse me with the facts.
My problem is an 80486 brain in a 8088 world
My toughest fight was with my first wife. - Ali
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you...
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Tolstoy
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Non-critical-error: Press to continue ...
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Out of the mud grows a lotus...
Pascal; Medicine for those who get C-sick...
path=look\around\on\hd;desk\drawer;under\desk;hall\closet
Plato was a bore. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
Programmer - a device for converting coffee into programs
Purranoia:The feeling that your cat is up to something.
Real programmers uses COPY CON PROGR.EXE
Remember: You're unique,just like everybody else
Replace me with a computer? Why? It wouldn't work either!
Rumor: NT means "Not Tested"
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
She said I never listen to her...or something like that.
Shh. Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting TAGLINES
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
Since when was a phone for talking?
Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
Stop talking while I'm interrupting.
Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox mach
Synonym: word you use when you can't spell the other
Tagline Lotto: ###### <- Scratch here for prize.
Take my advice...I'm not using it.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Teacher said it was dain bramage...
Tech Support: Having a tremendous grasp of the obvious
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
The earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
The gene pool has no lifeguard
The soul would have no heart had the eyes no tears
The truth is more important than the facts.
The Universe is ending. Please logoff now.
There's no sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway
They're coming 2 take me away HEEHEE,HAWHAW,HOHO
This isn't my tagline! Who put it here?
To be or else to be.
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more...
Tourists: The only foreigners the French ever drove out.
Trees moving back & forth make the wind blow...
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes!
Two most common elements: Hydrogen & Stupidity
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
UNREGISTERED EVALUATION TAGLINE
Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians
Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Twain
Wanted: Meaning of life - dead or alive
Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard
WARNING ! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan
Watch where you go...remember where you've been...
We are the beta testers of the universe.
What are you doing? The message is over, GO AWAY!
What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
When a man lies he murders part of the world
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
Where's the ANY key?
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Why experiment with animals when there're so many lawyers
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
WindowError:003 DLL Error: Mistake is now in all file
WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes
Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
Windows: Point, click and.... PRAY.
Women do come with instructions; ask them.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Word Perfect 6.0: The Nightmare Continues
WOW!... Short runway...but look how WIDE it is!!!
WYTYSYDG-What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
You can't hear everything you believe.
You're making progress, if each mistake is a NEW one!
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| <-domino effect at work
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!!
Is an edited batch file a son of a batch?
I think, therefore I am... dangerous.
I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere?
If flies didn't have wings, would they be walks?
Is it just me, or is 2400 not as fast as it used to be?
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame sysop
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman.
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual
Written using Turbo Edlin V9.3 for Windows.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh
ALTZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something
1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes, too.
I know so little, but I know it fluently.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
Blessed are those who run in circles, they are wheels!
Always forgive your enemies. They hate that!
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
A bad workman quarrels with his tools...
I think therfore I can
Do you have Bernoulli sauce in this restaurant?
Truth is...you only know the lies - Danzig
User Error: Replace user, hit any key to continue.
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Psychic Error: You know what key to press
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
Language is fossil poetry. -- Emerson
"Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg.
"No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg
"Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg^**** NO CARRIER.
*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A book is the only immortality.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle.
A mob has many heads, but no brains.
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is.
A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth.
Every woman should marry -- and no man.
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
Religion: A set of doctrines put forth to be accepted on fail
Faith: Belief on insufficient evidence.
Belief: Acceptance of a proposition as true.
Truth: The quality of accuracy (wrt reality) of a model.
Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings.
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Objects on screen are closer than they appear...
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Re-boot universe (Y/N/A)?
When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
If you don't care where you are, then you aren't lost...
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
My opinions are my own but are available for a small licence
All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Accidents don't just happen; they must be carelessly planned.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will see a man who can't get his pants off!
Time is what keeps everything from happening to us all at once.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the priviledge.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.--Wolfgang Pauli
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?